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Happy Easter for you all! Christ has risen from the dead, and we shall rise as well! Rejoice!
Trouble’s just the bits in-between. It’s all waiting out there,
Jackie, and it’s brand new to me. All those planets, and creatures
and horizons. I haven’t seem them yet, not with these eyes. And it
is going to be… fantastic!
The Christmas invasion – the first full episode with the Tenth
Doctor (although he is absent for most of the episode), and the first
Doctor Who Christmas special. I like it a lot! And even though it
is mostly just fun – most of the Christmas specials are lighter and
funnier episodes – it still touches a few serious subjects. Let’s see
what we can find here.
If you don’t like The Christmas invasion, well, I need you to shut
up.
I really feel for Rose in this episode. Yes, last time she acted
pretty terrible towards Mickey, and she still does (a bit) in this
one, but she also gets her share of problems. First of all, she is
still shocked after the Doctor’s regeneration – which is completely
understandable. We’ll get to this later, because it touches one of
the most important things in this episode. Here I’d like to mention
that her self-esteem plummets. “When I’m stuck at home, I’m useless”,
she says. And earlier, when she and Mickey were attacked by the
Santas, she had this line: “What’s important about us? Well, nothing,
except the one thing we’ve got tucked up in bed. The Doctor.” She
says that like it’s a given, and I heard resignation in her voice.
Despite Nine repeatedly telling Rose how much he appreciates her, and
despite him repeatedly teaching her that every person is important,
she still seems to think very low of herself. On the other hand,
maybe that’s just genuine and commendable humility? As usual, I tend
to view situations like this through theological lenses. (Of course,
let me kindly remind you that much of what I write here are my
personal opinions and thoughts, and I do not claim that they are
always right – if you think I’m wrong, you know what to do!) Is it
true that every human being is intrinsically important, and that’s why
God loves us and cares for us? Or is each of us important because
God created us and loves us, and we really are almost nothing without
Him? I tend to think the latter, but I don’t think it’s pessimistic –
quite the contrary (see Psalm 8:5–6, for example). My personal key to
understanding why Rose didn’t seem to be overly happy with the fact
that’s the only important thing about her is the Doctor is a few
episodes earlier, in Boom town. In that episode, the Doctor quips
to Margaret, “Don’t worship me – I’d make a very bad god.” I’ll get
to that line a bit later, too – for now let me say this. It is true
that on the surface, a single human being seems tiny, brittle and not
important at all. You don’t even have to imagine a human against the
vastness of the universe – just imagine a human in a crowd of
thousands, or against the power of Earth nature – the mountains, the
oceans, or things like tornadoes or earthquakes. But what we
Catholics believe, every person is created, wanted and loved by God.
Other people can be wrong about you, but God is always right, so if He
loves you, if He considers you precious – that means that you are
precious. If you think your worth stems from other people’s opinions
about you, well, now that’s pessimistic – they could be wrong, or
they could change these opinions. But if you derive your worth from
the God’s opinion about you – well, God is infallible, so if He
considers you important and worthy of love, then you are, in fact,
important and worthy of love, and He will not change His opinion!
“He’s left me, mom […] when I’m stuck at home, I’m useless.”
Apparently, one of the goals of this episode is to establish – at
least approximately – who Ten is. We’ll have three series and a bunch
of specials to learn more about him, but the foundation is already
there in The Christmas invasion. He’s extremely talkative, he has a
pretty high opinion of himself, he likes to show off, and one of the
definining characteristics about him is his curiosity. All these
characteristics are not really very Ten-specific – many incarnations
of the Doctor have them, too, including Nine – but it seems to me that
Ten goes further than Nine in all those departments. But he himself
apparently considers his rather unforgiving nature (“no second chances
– I’m that sort of a man”) as his defining trait. He still tries
really hard to give every villain he fights a chance of walking off
alive, but he can be rather ruthless when said villain does not use
their only chance.
“No second chances. I’m that sort of a man.”
Of course, Nine had that, too, at least to some extent. In Rose, he
says this about the Nestene Consciousness: “I’m not here to kill it.
I’ve got to give it a chance” – but then seems completely unmoved by
its death. He basically killed Cassandra (or at least did nothing to
help her, despite Rose asking him to do it) without any qualms, though
only after he found her guilty and everyone saw she didn’t show a
trace of remorse. On the other hand, he was very happy when Blon
Fel-Fotch didn’t die, and the ending of The Doctor dances shows how
much he likes not killing anyone. It seems to me that Nine was less
harsh and more compassionate because of his guilt after the Time War.
It’s not like Ten is past that – he’s clearly not, as we will see in
the future – but it looks like he’s slowly gravitating towards a more
unrelenting persona.
And this is the place where I really need to reconsider his remark
from Boom town – “don’t worship me – I’d make a very bad god”. You
might remember that he followed it with a rather snarky “You wouldn’t
get a day off, for starters”. I have a suspicion that it was meant as
a bad-taste joke about Christianity, but it actually shows an
important truth. Our God cares about us really much, and the
commandment to rest every seven days is one of the examples. We
Christians are not allowed by our religion to rest on Sundays – we
are required to do so. It’s a known truth about many people that
they tend to escape from various issues into work, which is
extremely unhealthy. We also tend to neglect our relationships –
with God and with other people – spending too much time in the
(in)famous first quadrant ot the Eisenhower matrix instead of devoting
time and effort to the second one. God knows this and explicitly
tells us to spend one day per week on things that are the most
important (and which we usually do not consider urgent, though this
might be a dangerous illusion). And – to tie all this back to The
Christmas invasion and the quote about no second chances – God knows
we are fallible, so He gives us second, third and many more chances
(and instructs us to do similarly when others hurt us).
Coming back to the characterizaton of Ten – it is hard not to mention
that post-regeneration Doctor is acting pretty crazy (which seems to
be consistent with Classic Who – I’ve seen a few episodes of that,
one of them being Robot – and the trend will continue with future
Doctors). The whole scene in the Sycorax spaceship is one continuous
display of David Tennant’s phenomenal comic acting. I cannot even
tell which moment I like the best – from “you could have someone’s eye
out with that”, to “rude and not ginger”, to the Lion King quote, to
his completely unexpected “I DON’T KNOW!!!” is stunning.
spoiler for series 8
– Still don’t understand why you’re in charge.
Now one of the big questions raised by this episode was whether
Harriet Jones’ order to destroy the Sycorax spaceship near the end of
the episode was justified. As much as I like her, I have to say no.
They didn’t pose any immediate danger. Harriet is correct that they
could tell other races about Earth and humanity – but it’s not like
other races wouldn’t learn about Earth otherwise. (The Doctor says it
plain mere minutes before.) Actually, now that I think of it, not
only was Harriet’s order morally wrong, it was also pretty stupid. It
would be much wiser to let the Sycorax go and tell other races that
they better not mess up with these Earthlings!
Other than that, Harriet Jones was really great in this episode. She
is very confident (and rightly so!), she is not afraid of making
difficult decisions (which is a trait I respect, even if she is
wrong), and frankly, she is quite badass. Her message about the peace
with a thinly veiled threat is crystal clear – there will be peace,
but not on Sycorax’ terms. And taking into account that it was them
who invaded Earth and started with threats (not even thinly veiled!),
it’s really hard to blame her! When I read the list of conditions
that can morally justify a war (see CCC 2309), it is pretty clear to
me that until the Doctor appeared to avert the crisis, the Prime
Minister had all the reasons to use the weapon Torchwood had against
the Sycorax.
“Alex is my right hand man. I’m not used to having a right hand man. I
quite like it, though.” - spoiler for series 5Harriet, your inner Eleven
is showing;-)
Last but not least, Harriet Jones learned her lesson and one of the
first things she asks Sally Jacobs was her name. (Interestingly, she
doesn’t ask Daniel Llewellyn his name – but at least she offers him
coffee, and this time not in order to get something from him.)
While Mickey is far from my favorite character in the series, I
definitely don’t dislike him. And I quite like the fact that he
continues his character growth in this episode. Last two times he was
a bit whiny, and here he seems to try and win Rose back. Instead of
just resigning, he tries to convince her of his loyalty and
reliability, and I have to say, he’s not entirely wrong! (Also, he
snarks instead of whining, which is actually great).
“Oh, yeah, that’s fascinating, because I love hearing stories about
the T.A.R.D.I.S. Oh, go on Rose, tell us another one because I swear
I could listen to it all day. T.A.R.D.I.S. this, T.A.R.D.I.S. that.”
Mr Llewellyn seems a great material for a companion (although it’s
atypical in his case in that he never actually meets the Doctor).
He is smart (it is he who first figures out the blood type
connection), and he is brave – he is entirely willing to assume the
responsibility even if he can’t really be blamed for inclusion of the
blood sample on the Guinevere One probe. (How could he expect the
Sycorax’ blood control, after all?) He is also humble and accepts the
fact that humanity is less advanced technologically than the Sycorax.
As is usual for characters like that, he dies about two thirds into
the episode, which is a real pity.
It is perhaps impossible to write about The Christmas invasion and
not mention the absolutely hilarious scene when Jackie exclaims “I’m
going to get killed by a Christmas tree!”. (Note – again – Mickey’s
courage when trying to fight it.)
Interestingly, the Doctor doesn’t wake up when his life is in danger -
only when Rose says “help me” does he suddenly sit up and disable the
tree. Quite telling…
One of the scenes I like less is when Rose tries to argue with the
Sycorax, using her very limited knowledge of alien stuff and making
things up. It makes me cringe a lot, but I have to admit that Billie
Piper sold it great. And speaking of Rose, I love the small remark
she made near the end when the Doctor explained that it’s not real
snow which is falling on them – “ok, not so beautiful”. Time and time
again, Rose compassion – this time for the Sycorax, who – after all –
invaded Earth – shows.
And finally, I find the fact that it was tea that helped the Doctor
hilariously British (which I assume was intentional, of course).
As usual, I left what I consider the most important thing for the end.
If I were to point out the most important message of The Christmas
invasion, it would be about relationships. The main theme of the
episode is that Rose notices that the Doctor has changed, and has to
deal with that. Of course, in real life people usually change much,
much slower, but the problems remain the same: they need to know who
they are, and the people around them have to deal with the change.
One of the keys to this episodes is this sentence of Rose: “the thing
is I thought I knew him, Mom”. Well, how many wives say that sentence
at some point during their marriage? (Husbands also do, I guess,
though probably a bit more often to their fathers or friends.)
Truth is, we never truly know everything about another person. (Well,
we never truly know everything about ourselves even!) The thing is,
relationships are pretty risky – when you get close to someone, you
can get hurt. And the riskiest of them is probably the marriage. You
can walk away from a friend who hurts you, and while ending a
friendship is sad, it is (to some extent) normal and sometimes
ncessary. Marriage is forever – well, at least for as long as you
both shall live – and if things go south, you can’t just say “Enough
is enough” and walk away. Even if extreme circumstances, like actual
abuse, you may move away from your spouse to protect yourself (or your
children, or both) – but you are still married, and while you may need
to live separately, you are still bound by your vows. And people do
change – sometimes for better, but sometimes for worse.
When you think of it that way, it seems a miracle that people accept
that risk and get married! And indeed, a marriage is a miracle,
though there are other, more important reasons for that, too;-). I
think one of the reasons so many people still get married is that we
have this fundamental faith that people are good, and even capable of
changing for the better. And this faith is firmly based in reality –
even though some people do bad things, and change for worse, many do
the opposite. And while marriage is far from easy (and I can say
that, with close to two decades of experience!), and I think even the
best couples have their bad moments, it is also a beautiful and
fascinating adventure. In fact, the Doctor sums it up perfectly when
Jackie comments, “I reckon you’re mad, the pair of you. It’s like you
go looking for trouble”. To which the Doctor answers, “trouble’s just
the bits in-between […] And it is going to be… fantastic!”.
Frankly, it is so true – and beautiful – that they should make wedding
cards with that quote!
“It is going to be… fantastic!”
Before I start, a quick reminder that this is the last biweekly
installment of my weblog as promised almost half a year ago. From now
on, I will publish here much less frequently unless I manage to gain
some support. If you want to be able to read articles about the
episodes from Series 2 (and possibly other series, too) earlier, you
can help make it happen!
So, as promised in the beginning, here is my summary of Series 1.
Since I analyzed every episode rather thoroughly, I won’t repeat
myself – the purpose of this summary is to say something about Series
1 as a whole. And since I was rather serious in many of my articles,
I’m going to have a bit of fun here – how about some Series 1 “top
five” lists? I don’t think we necessarily should categorize and rank
everything, especially when it comes to art – but I like making these
lists, even if they are not meaningful in any serious way. Note that
in many cases the order on the lists is a bit arbitrary, and on
another day my lists could look differently.
Let’s start, though, with exploring the series’ main theme. I’m not
entirely sure it even has one – we humans are good in seeing patterns
even when they’re not there. But you know what? I don’t care. I am
pretty sure my interpretations of many an episode were wildly
different than what the writers intended, and that’s ok – so why not
interpret the series as a whole in my own way?
There were many themes present in more than one or even two episodes.
Rose’s compassion, the Doctor respect for life are the first ones to
come to my mind. But we’ll see the former in Series 2 and the latter
in all subsequent series, so they don’t seem to be exclusive to
Series 1. Let’s look instead at something that seems unique to it.
In the second episode we learn early on that the Doctor lost his folk
and a bit later that he actually caused their demise. This must have
been a severe trauma, and we can see a whole range of responses. The
further in the series we get, the more we can see the Doctor coming to
terms with his situation. During most of Rose, he is a detached
cynic; in The end of the world, he switches between a sad clown and
a ruthless executioner. In The unquiet dead he meets Dickens, which
is definitely a moment of joy, and learns about the Gelth, which is
fantastic for him, and starts to soften – for example, it’s one of
the first times he shows how he cares for Rose. In Aliens of London
and World War III he’s back to being a bitter cynic and risks losing
Rose again, only to be further traumatized in Dalek. Then he needs
to deal with Rose being (very shortly) attached to Adam in The long
game. In Father’s Day he fights with Rose and fails to save the
humanity because of her stupid mistake. In The empty child his Rose
falls for another man (again), but we see him genuinely happy for the
first time in The Doctor dances and later again in Boom town
(though that episode is a bumpy ride for him because of all the Blon’s
taunting). Then he sees Rose killed (for all he knows) in Bad Wolf
and learns (again) that he didn’t kill the Daleks after all.
Now that I made that short trip through all the episodes, I’m
wondering where he draws his strength from – between short moments of
pure happiness (mostly in the second half of the Series) he has a lot
to deal with… Does it make his calm acceptance of his fate in The
parting of the ways (twice, in fact – first he assumes the Daleks
will kill him for real and then he is aware of the approaching
regeneration) less plausible? That is a difficult question. On the
one hand, he is dying knowing that he sacrificed his life for someone
he loved – one of the best deaths a man could possibly have. What’s
more, he must have known – even seen – how Rose is a better person
than when he first met her, so his “you were fantastic, absolutely
fantastic!” is spot on. On the other hand, what reasons did he have
for the second part, “so was I”? I can see three explanations, and
I’m torn between two of them. The first one is simple – it is
Christopher Eccleston who says it to Billie Piper, not the Doctor who
says it to Rose. Eccleston knew he was leaving Doctor Who forever
(well, it turned out he came back much later for some audio stories,
but I guess he couldn’t have known that at the time), and I think we
can all agree that he was fantastic (even if he’s not everybody’s
favorite Doctor). Now, that was the Doylist answer – and what about a
Watsonian one? A pessimistic explanation is that it was just an act
to keep Rose’s spirits up, and he didn’t really believe in what he was
saying. That is a sad possibility. The more optimistic one is being
loved by Rose helped him see himself for what he truly was – flawed
for sure, but doing his best to love others, which is one of the most
fundamental things. This might be one of the most important lessons
from The parting of the ways (and the whole series) – being loved is
what drives our efforts to change for the better, and of course our
awareness and openness to God’s love towards ourselves is the most
powerful factor of all.
Ok, enough serious seriousness for now – let’s now have a bit of fun
with a few top (more or less) five lists! As I said, don’t treat them
too seriously, but feel free to argue with me over email if your
choices are different. Note also that one of the aspects I take into
consideration is how the given moment is underrated, so I might
value some scene a bit more even if it is not so much scary, funny or
whatever list I am compiling, but not talked about enough in my
opinion.
How about starting with top five most scary and/or creepy moments of
Series 1? Doctor Who is famous for making kids hide under the sofa,
and that fame is well deserved. Here is my personal and subjective
list, starting with number five to build just a bit of suspence;-).
For number five I decided to go with the scene when Rose wakes up in
the mortuary near the beginning of The unquiet dead. It may be
obvious that the Doctor would save her, but it is still quite
horrifying to see the dead-looking eyes of Mr Redpath and his
grandmother. Interestingly enough, we are very soon tricked into
believing the story of poor Gelth just looking to survive…
My number four is one of the first scenes of Rose, when the Autons
start to move and soon chase Rose in the basement. It is a fantastic
opening, and seeing the first “dummy” slightly turn its head, hearing
it creak, and then see more and more of them coming for Rose is one of
the most creepy scenes in the first episode – and the first series
indeed.
Number three for me is the very short moment of The parting of the
ways when the Daleks start to pour from their saucers and surround
the Game Station. It was established seven episodes earlier that
one Dalek can wreak havoc on a massive scale, and here we have
thousands of them – how not to be scared?
For number two I decided to go with another Dalek moment, this time
from their eponymous episode. The angry pepper pot confronts a flight
of stairs, gets mocked by Adam and promptly elevates. This
basically gives the impression that it is basically invincible. I
think what sold this scene to me was the calmness of its voice when it
uttered the word “elevate” combined with the slowness of its ascent –
the effect was not just “oh my, we will all die”, but “oh my, we will
all die slowly while being terrorized and methodically killed by this
horrible creature”.
Before I get to my number one (which by now is probably not difficult
to guess anyway…), let me list three honorable mentions. Raffalo
being sucked in into the ventilation shaft, even if 100% expected, was
still pretty frightening for me, probably because of the
claustrophobic feeling and the creepiness of the robot spiders.
However silly the Slitheen were, the whole sequence of Sip Fel-Fotch
Passameer-Day Slitheen hunting Jackie down in her flat was another
moment I found terrifying. Here she was, with someone who she
believed was there to ensure her safety, and who turned out to be the
exact person who was the most dangerous to her. Oversized farting
alien or not, he was truly frightening.
For the last honorable mention, let me choose the Dalek killing
Simmons using his infamous toilet plunger. It was the first person in
New Who to be killed by a Dalek, and while he wasn’t exterminated in
a typical fasion, his death was gruesome even if expected.
And this way, we got to my number one. Quite obviously it is the
moment when Doctor Constantine grew his gas mask and became yet
another soldier in the army of the Empty Child. Big kudos to the
special effects team for making a totally expected scene
nightmare-inducing anyway!
Are you my mummy?
Even though the Ninth Doctor is pretty low-key, he still has his
moments of awesomeness – not to mention Rose and other people. Here
are my five (9 with honorable mentions) moments of awesomeness in
Series 1.
For the fifth one I went with captain Jack Harkness. Whatever I say
about him, no list of awesome moments could be complete without him.
My pick is his exclamation in Bad Wolf: “Doctor, Rose is still
alive!”. (And I would say that he should share the prize with the
T.A.R.D.I.S. – in his own words, “the T.A.R.D.I.S. worked it out”!)
The fourth one is from the Doctor, only a few minutes later. His
whole exchange with the Daleks is absolutely fantastic, from his
“no”, to the “doesn’t that scare you to death” taunt, to the final
“Rose? I’m coming to get you!”.
The third one is slightly cheesy, but I still find it pretty awesome.
And that is the famous “Everybody lives!” from The Doctor dances. I
honestly don’t know what else to say – it’s pretty obvious that this
should make the list.
For the second one I went with one of my favorite speeches of the
Doctor (and by that I don’t mean the Ninth Doctor, but the Doctor in
general!) – the “Earth revolving” speech from Rose. The whole scene
is very impressive (moreso when you notice that most of their chat
is one long camera shot!), but the final answer to Rose’s question –
“Really, though, Doctor. Tell me, who are you?” – is great. The
writing, the delivery, and then the Doctor just walks to the
T.A.R.D.I.S. parked in the background while his theme is playing. The
whole scene gives me goosebumps!
Before I reveal my choice for the first place (which might be
surprising), four honorable mentions. Three of them are different
people saving the Doctor (and a lot of other people): Rose defating
the Nestene Consciousness, Charles Dickens using gas to drive the
Gelth out, and Jackie lending Rose and Mickey the big yellow truck
with which they opened the T.A.R.D.I.S. console. The fourth one is
the Doctor – this time not saving anyone, but bragging to Rose about
the “red bicycle when [she was] twelve”. Well, I could count it in
the “everybody lives” scene, but it’s a cute little moment which I
feel deserves a separate mention.
This way we made it to my number one most awesome moment in Series 1.
Let me repeat the disclaimer – I am aware that this may not be
objectively number one, but I have a feeling that it is really good
and very underrated, which boosts it on my list. So, here it is.
When the Doctor and Rose hide in the T.A.R.D.I.S. from the ridiculous
plastic Mickey, and Rose is afraid that he will follow them inside,
the Doctor calmly states: “The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan
couldn’t get through that door, and believe me, they’ve tried.” The
slightly menacing way he says it – and the idea itself – are great,
especially that this is the first episode, and for many viewers the
first time they learn what the T.A.R.D.I.S. is. So, top of my list!
The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn’t get through that door,
and believe me, they’ve tried
Doctor Who wouldn’t be Doctor Who if it weren’t breaking the
viewers’ hearts time and again. We Whovians all appreciate a good
laugh, but we appreciate a good cry even more. And Series 1 is no
exception. Finding five heart-breaking moment in it is easy; ranking
them is not, so let me remind you that the order I chose is not the
only possible one.
With that said, let’s get to it. My number five is Mickey talking
with Rose in The parting of the ways, and specifically Rose telling
him that “there's nothing left [for her] here.” We already
established that Rose treated Mickey in a very unfair way, but that
particular moment was the pinnacle of it, and Mickey’s sad reaction
made me decide that this should make my list.
Number four is something we all knew would make it, too – the Doctor’s
regeneration scene. It doesn’t need any explanation apart from the
obvious question – why this isn’t number one? Well, just wait and
see! Again, it’s been almost 20 years now since it first aired, and
people are still talking about it – so the next three entries on my
list will be the ones not talked about that often. Still, this is
definitely a phenomenal scene, and I had to put it here.
Number three I already mentioned when discussing Father’s Day – the
short exchange when Rose apologizes for saving her dad’s life of all
things is truly heartbreaking for me. I won’t repeat myself, so go on
and reread that post. I’ll wait!
Ok, now that you have difficulties reading because of tears in your
eyes, I’ll mention another underrated Rose moment which is actually
one of my favorite scenes in Series 1. It’s The parting of the ways
again, and this time this is Rose talking with Jackie. When I first
watched it, I gasped when Rose let it slip that she and the Doctor
visited Pete on the day he died. It was totally unexpected, almost
easy to miss and I think it was also a turning point in the difficult
relation between Jackie and the Doctor. So, easily in my top five.
And of course now it’s time for a few honorable mentions. The Doctor
almost turning into a Dalek – brandishing a big gun and threatening to
shoot it, and Rose asking the poignant question, “What […] are you
changing into?”, definitely deserved to be here. The ending of The
end of the world, when the Doctor muses about how Earth will be
gone one day, and tells Rose that his planet is gone, is probably
not one of the top five, but surely one of the top ten, so here it is.
Another moment which I wanted to touch on is the Doctor’s desperate
question to the anonymous U.N.I.T. soldier who killed the poor pig in
Aliens of London, “what did you do that for? It was scared!” He
just realized what the creature was, he wanted to help it, and it got
killed right before his eyes… And for the last honorable mention I
chose the Doctor quietly asking Nancy, “who did you lose?” in The
empty child.
So, have you already guessed my number one? It may come as a surprise
for you, but I decided to go with another Nancy moment – the scene
when she pleads with the soldier guarding her to let her free. I
already discussed how her “Please, let me go. It’s too late for you.
I’m sorry, but please let me go” was touching, but let me mention one
thing that only occurred to me right now. Learning that you are about
to die is not an easy experience, but telling someone that is not
simple either. It must have been difficult for Nancy, too, to break
that news to the poor guy… This scene is heartbreaking for me even
though I know that “everybody lives!” in the end.
It’s too late for you. I’m sorry, but please let me go.
So, we had our cry, let’s move on and laugh for a while. Despite all
the sadness, all the grimness and all the horror we meet during Series
1, there are also many, many truly funny moments – so many that it’s
difficult to only choose five of them! (In fact, after I wrote my
list down and started to actually write this a few days later, I added
someting to the list and rearranged a few other items….) But let’s
do it anyway.
Number five is the Doctor’s comeback to Rose asking to take Adam with
them. It cracks me up every single time. “Adam was saying that all
his life he wanted to see the stars” – it’s so poetic, and we almost
expect the Doctor to take him into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and show him the
wonders of the universe. And what we get instead? “Tell him to go
and stand outside, then!” It’s brilliant and to the point.
My number four is the Doctor ordering Jackie about in Father’s Day.
“Jackie Tyler, do as I say – go and check the doors!”, followed by “I
should have done that ages ago”, is hilarious.
For number three I selected another of the Doctor’s wisecracks. In
Rose, when asked about his Northern accent, he just looks offended
and replies, “lots of planets have a north!” The sheer absurdity of
that answer, and the deadpan way he delivers it, are enough to secure
the place on this list, and in fact I can easily imagine someone
putting it higher.
Number two is Nancy once again. (I really like Nancy, she’s one of my
favorite characters in Series 1, even if she is a thief!) It might be
the only time she was genuinely laughing (well, smiling at least), but
when the Doctor explains to her that “[his] nose has special powers”
(after she expresses her astonishment that he was able to follow her),
she asks him if his ears have special powers, too. And even if it’s
not the best joke in the world, her mischievous little smile when she
says that makes the scene very funny for me.
Before I get to my favorite funny moment of Series 1, let me just list
my honorable mentions. There are as many as eight of them this time,
and I have a feeling I could double that number without much
difficulty. So, let’s make it quick.
The Doctor getting into the room full of U.N.I.T. soldiers and quickly
ordering them – “Defence plan delta, come on! Move, move!” – and the
soldiers instantly obeying him – is one of my candidates. Another one
is Rose reacting to a compliment by her father: “I know what you’re
saying, and we’re not going there. At no point are we going anywhere
near there. You aren’t even aware that there exists. I don’t even
want to think about there, and believe me, neither do you”. Yet
another one is Charles Dickens warming up to the Doctor after hearing
that he is “his number one fan”. The Doctor assessing various weapons
when preparing to fight the lone Dalek (“Broken. Broken. Hair
dryer.”) is also a very fun moment. And of course Jackie Tyler just
had to have more than one entry on the “funniest moments” list.
After the incident on the Powell Estate, the Doctor comments: “Nine
hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by
someone's mother” – and his slightly offended tone is hysterical (as
is Rose’s reaction to his words). And younger Jackie learning that
Rose is Pete’s daughter, not yet understanding that it’s the Rose,
and asking Pete “How many are there? Do you call them all Rose?” is
yet another funny piece of dialog. The last one is the famous “– My
mother’s cooking. – Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.”
exchange from World War III.
Ok, with that out of the way, here is my number one funniest scene of
Series 1. Also in World War III, when the Doctor gives Rose,
Harriet Jones and the Slitheen a history lesson about 10 Downing
Street, concluded with “Three inches of steel lining every single
wall. They'll never get in”. Rose then asks, “and how do we get
out?”, to which the Doctor grins like an idiot and utters one
syllable: “Ah.” No matter how many times I see this scene, I laugh
every single time.
– And how do we get out?
We did scary, we did tear-inducing, and we did funny. Now it’s time
for heartwarming moments of Series 1. We all need some comforting now
and then, and Doctor Who delivers on that front, too. Here are my
top five most heartwarming moments of Series 1.
So, my number five is a very short and easy to miss scene in The end
of the world when the Doctor gets back after saving Platform One.
The first thing he does is to go to the trees and tell them about
Jabe’s death, and then gives them a hug. That short hug is truly
touching, and since it’s the Doctor comforting people, it made this
list.
Number four is Nancy finally telling the Empty Child that she is his
mummy. I don’t know what else to say – the only thing that might
raise a brow is, why number four and not higher on the list? Well,
we’ll see in a minute.
My number three is another gesture of compassion from the Doctor.
Near the beginning of Father’s Day, when Rose is about to witness
her father’s death, he silently takes her by the hand. No unnecessary
words, he just lets her know that he is there for her.
Number two is another moment from The Doctor dances. When Rose and
Nancy talk while cutting the wires, Nancy has no trouble believing in
time travel, but cannot believe that there is any future in which Rose
is not German… And then Rose tells her this: “Nancy, the Germans
don't come here. They don’t win. Don’t tell anyone I told you so,
but you know what? You win.” I love that moment!
And now the time for the honorable mentions. Dickens regaining his
happiness and will to live at the end of The unquiet dead is one of
them. Another is the Doctor berating Cathica in The long game – he
has this to say about Rose: “Now, Rose. Look at Rose. Rose is asking
the right kind of question.” Not very heartwarming for Cathica, sure,
but definitely healthy for Rose’s self-esteem. And finally, when the
T.A.R.D.I.S. team saved captain Jack near the end of The Doctor
dances, the Doctor says this: “Close the door, will you? Your ship’s
about to blow up. There’s going to be a draught.” This could as well
make the “funny” list, but saving someone from certain death is
definitely also heartwarming.
So, number one. For this one I decided to apply once again the
“underrated” clause. Even if this moment is not the most
heartwarming one in the Series, my impression is that nobody ever
mentions that in online discussions. Hence, here is my shout-out to
the Doctor and Rose making up after their fight in Father’s Day. (I
have nothing more to say about it than what I said back then, so just
go and reread that post to have more context.)
I forgive you
Ok, so we’re almost done with this list of lists. The last three are
going to be much shorter. For this one, I’m not knowledgeable enough
about music to make a lot of meaningful comments about it, so let me
just list my five (six with one honorable mention) favorite pieces of
music from Series 1 (with links to YouTube so that you’ll be able to
listen to them in case you don’t remember which one is which), and the
last two lists don’t need much justification, either, after all I
wrote about Series 1. Let’s first get to my favorite five musical
pieces from the soundtrack of Series 1.
Number 5 is Hologram, from The parting of the ways. Beautiful music
for a beautiful scene. My number 4 is Father’s day, a haunting piece
which apparently wasn’t used in any other episode. Number 3 is Rose’s
theme – even if Rose is not my favorite companion, her theme is
really great. My number 2 is Boom town suite – another case of a few
motives used only in one particular episode to great effect.
For the only honorable mention I chose Clockwork T.A.R.D.I.S., an
upbeat piece which is used in The end of the world (and currently in
my phone as the ringtone) to convey the sense of surprise and
adventure.
And quite expectedly, my number one is obviously The Doctor's theme,
which will stay with us until at least Series 4 (and will even return
sometimes later). It’s beautiful, it’s mysterious, it’s alien in a
sense – it’s a perfect theme for the protagonist of our beloved show.
If I count correctly, once per series (spoiler for series 7or twice, if
there is a change of companion mid-series) the
companion dons a period outfit. And even with more contemporary
attire, the costume designers work very hard to make sure the
companion (and other characters) look good. Let’s appreciate their
work by listing my top three best companion looks.
Number three was a bit difficult for me to decide, but I finally went
with how Rose looked in Aliens of London and World War III.
Number two, on the other hand, was easy – The unquiet dead and the
beautiful period dress. And number one is even easier – the beautiful
braids Rose has in Boom town are impossible to beat.
And for the last list, let me tell you which three episodes are my
favorite ones from Series 1. While selecting them was rather easy
for me, ranking them was much more difficult, and on any other day I
could completely change the order – all three are very solid episodes
with a lot of strong parts.
After a while of thinking, I decided that Boom town is my number
three. It doesn’t have fast-paced action like many others, it is
definitely a budget-saving episode of Series 1, but it has a message I
like (overall at least), a very good mix of sad and funny parts, and
beautiful music. If not for the slightly disappointing resolution and
Rose being so terrible to Mickey, it might as well be the first one on
this list.
For number two, I went with Father’s Day. I like more emotional
episodes, and Father’s Day gives me almost a perfect mix of emotions
– a bit of laugh, a bit more sadness, but after all a (sort-of) happy
ending. (spoiler for series 5In a sense, it is a precursor of Vincent
and the Doctor.) I already shared my reservations
about Pete’s way to resolve the situation, but after all I decided
that I’m ok with it.
And my number one is (obviously) The end of the world. I think many
people do not like it very much, but for some reason I cannot exactly
pinpoint I love that episode. (I had a temptation to treat Rose –
which probably deserves an honorable mention – and The end of the
world as a two-parter, but it would be cheating, wouldn’t it?)
So, that’s it for Series 1. Thank you for reading this, and expect a
break now. I hope to be back with a post on The Christmas invasion
in about a month or two. Stay tuned!
Easter 2024
The Christmas invasion
Poor Rose
No second chances
– Basically, it’s the eyebrows.
Murder or self-defence?
Other tidbits
Last but not least
Series 1 summary
Overcoming the grief
Five scariest moments
Five most awesome moments
Five most heart-breaking moments
Five funniest moments
– Ah.
Five most heartwarming moments
Five best musical pieces
Three best companion looks
Best three stories
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